Showing posts with label vomit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vomit. Show all posts

24 May 2012

Rainy Day People

Perfect on a cool grey day, this one goes out to all of Gordon Lightfoot's "Rainy Day People," and especially to someone I once knew that turned out to embody the exact opposite of everything in this song.

05 March 2012

Continuing Adventures of Whats-his-name

Hit the gym again today. Mostly a brisk walk, tried the elliptical machine for about five minutes but I just could not find a rhythm on that contraption. I felt and looked lot like QWOP with a little bit of the store thrown in. Luckily, I had an apathetic audience. The happy couple arrived near the end of my 45 minute session, and unfortunately by then I was too tired to remember the advice of my friend for just such a situation: "Vomit on them! Like a turkey vulture!"